Ok a executive summary for the ADD:
We were removed from a station - lots of corps had ALOT of assets there, even though moving your entire life's savings, if they are significant, into a Conquerable station when we are likely to get attacked is dumb.
After we were evicted, a dude says "I'll get yoru stuff out - i have a freighter alt there i'll get into (random corp with Blue to pure) and evac it for you.
Bloke gets contracted approximately 90 billion in assets.
Bloke gets greedy, quits corp, taks stuff to empire and then feels bad about it, and tries to apologise.
Bloek gets laughed at.
Bloke now has one suicided character and alot of assets, mostly in junk / scrap items like named/t2 guns, though there are components for a mothership in there appanrelty, and lots of other good stuff. He has to sort through and sell, or just trash it all.
Complete prick.
I coudl have said "GG" if he turned round and said it was his plan from the beginning, but it wasnt, he just got greedy and oportunistic.
edit: it's about 2500 euros in cash IIRC. GM's have been informed and are watchign his account like a hawk. Any funny business and it'll all be confiscated.