Also true but if half the squad are injured, I reckon he should take the chance to see how noobs perform as he'll replace them with senior useless tossers once he gets back to the business of not qualifying for Yoorup.
I saw the paper's mockery of the Spuds board on Sky this morning. If it's true that they flew to Spain last week to try and get the Seville coach then got turned down by him, they're an even bigger bunch of tossers than I thought.
Levy: Martin, we're not impressed with your lack of success over the last two seasons. We were going to replace you with Ramos from Seville but have decided to give you once last chance.
Jol: But Bosh. We haff gone from languishing in ze bottom half of ze table to finishing fifth for ze lasht two sheasons. Thish ish deshpite lotsh of injuries, refereesh picking on ush and thosh dirty Gunnersh poishoning our lunch.
Levy: We don't care, Martin. We're a big club and we should be winning things. We gave you �40m to spend, you promised us you would win the title this season and the Champions League next season but you've lost the first two games!
Jol: I never shaid that! I shaid we could challenge for ze title and finish in ze top four.
Levy: No more excuses, this is your last chance.
Jol: Ramosh turned you down, didn't he.
Levy: Enough! Get out there and finish in the top four or you're out!
Jol: Tossher.