Chick
Cartwheel RIGHT
*dons flameproof suit*
It's nice to see England, as a team, scoring goals and beating other teams, especially ones as competent as Crohoeveritis. But i'm immediately depressed by the predictability of the next few months.
1 close win
2 loses
Theo gets a 35mil deal to join club X
Marries a nice trophy wife
Stops scoring goals as he gets the "England Team lazyness that comes with having millions and no reason to play.
moves to $secondrateteam.
Injury
demonized by press for shagging another trophy grade wife
Gets forgotten with nothign but a lust for bentleys, coke and hookers (Sorry, his wife) to show for it.
Calling it now!
(or am i just being cynical?)
It's nice to see England, as a team, scoring goals and beating other teams, especially ones as competent as Crohoeveritis. But i'm immediately depressed by the predictability of the next few months.
1 close win
2 loses
Theo gets a 35mil deal to join club X
Marries a nice trophy wife
Stops scoring goals as he gets the "England Team lazyness that comes with having millions and no reason to play.
moves to $secondrateteam.
Injury
demonized by press for shagging another trophy grade wife
Gets forgotten with nothign but a lust for bentleys, coke and hookers (Sorry, his wife) to show for it.
Calling it now!
(or am i just being cynical?)